The lights go out and the carnival sounds hit the speakers. We see a tiny car rolling down the ramp. It's windows are tinted and it is covered in polka dots. It slows down near the ring and the doors fly open as midget clowns of all shapes and sizes flood out. They are carrying balloons and throwing confetti and feathers on the crowd. The happy sounds are soon interupted by a blood curteling scream and the clowns run for cover. The music morphs into Chicken Huntin as a bloodied Juggalotus appears on the ramp. He makes his way to the ring mic in hand intent on speaking his mind.
Another wrestler fell victim to my blade last night. He came into the match arrogant and showing little respect for anyone backstage. He begged for his life as the match came crashing down around him. I have no sympathy. I have no remorse. I come out here and speak nothing but the truth and all the poens backstage don't want to hear it. They all are trying to stop me. They dont want you wo know the truth. One wrestler in particular has caught my eye and began making fatal errors. ufo_wizard you do not know who you are dealing with. You have tried to stop me for what I dont know. I will find out and when I do these fans will want the truth, no these fans deserve the truth. As for this week, well I am in a tournament match with Mega Warrior. He fought well in his match on Saturday, but he barely beat his opponent. Our GM has put the rankings out there for all to see. You barely beat a man of 1/10 my ability. This week you will be exposed and your sins will be brought to light. The way I look at it, it is only a matter of time. I will win this tournament, will win the title, and then it is on to the Heavyweight championship. King Morpheus stand ready your reign of dominance will come to an end soon enough. I have a few things to take care of first, so feel free to keep my title warm until I take it. Then no one in this company will ever see it again. All sinners will be exposed, no one is safe. The Wraith will pass final judgement through my already bloody hands. Try to kill me if you will WICKED CLOWNS NEVER DIE! WHUT!
The lights go out for but moments and when the come back on all thats left in the ring is a bloody hatchet and the name Mega Warrior written in blood.
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