*The scene opens up near the entrance to the parking lot with a young scrawny geeky looking kid in his mid to late teens holding a mic*
Kid: Hello Maniac Championship Wrestling fans, ummm, I'm Troy McCallister. MCW newest interviewer here with my first ever interview with new MCW star Zap Rowsdower.
*The scene pans over a empty parking lots for a moment*
Troy: Well, ummm, heh, It seems he hasn't arrived yet.
*Out of no where a old rusty pick-up truck drives up nearly hitting little Troy. It blow exhaust and is followed by a loud "BANG" before finally shutting off*
Troy: Umm, excuse me sir this parking is for MCW talent only!
*The truck door swings open as beer cans fall out*
Zap Rowsdower: The name's Zap, Zap Rowsdower...
*hands Troy his truck keys*
Zap: Now be a good boy and park my truck. Oh, and I know how many beers I got left, so don't touch.
*Zap leaves Troy looking perplexed as he walks inside*